Who knew black make up could be so glamorous?


This is what Cate Blanchett decided to wear to the opening of the Screen Worlds exhibition in Melbourne, Australia. This brings tears to my eyes. It is quite possible the ugliest outfit in the history of fashion. If you don't agree with me - we can not be friends anymore.
Here is Mischa Barton at the What Goes Around Comes Around collection party in NYC. I hate the colour of this Hervé Léger body-con dress. I also hate the pattern. It is just altogether heinous. Please also take a good look at her face, it looks like death. On the verge of another breakdown, Mischa??
Here is Drew Barrymore looking extremely hideous with her two tone hairstyle. I can't express in words how ugly her hair looks. She looks like a rebellious teenager. Nice teal tights honey. FUG. 
Lily Allen is the face of the new handbag line, Chanel Coco Cocoon, which is set to debut in October of this year. The line brings a fun twist to Chanel handbags as the bags are reversible. And straying from the expected, the Coco Cocoon line sports puffy leather. Lily Allen looks regal in a campaign for Chanel's forthcoming handbag. The company is no stranger to Lily; indeed Karl Lagerfeld has been a fan for some time. The German-born designer says: 'She looks a lot like Gabrielle Chanel and she is a self-made woman. She is cool, young and extremely witty. She is extremely inspiring and is completely taken with the bags - with her typical English casualness!'


WHAT: M∙A∙C Senior Artist, Chantel Miller designed the Maori-inspired geometric tattoo makeup seen on the runways at the Rodarte Spring/Summer 2010 runway show today. Chantel worked in close collaboration with designers Kate and Laura Mulleavy and key makeup artist James Kaliardos (for M∙A∙C) over the course of 4 weeks to create the full-sleeve, half-sleeve and neck tattoo designs, which are meant to evoke the feeling of a futuristic tribe. 


Vicky, I love you, but this is too much. First off, the eye make up...why? Seriously, why?! Why do you need so much?! You look like you have two black eyes!! Next, the outfit and shoes. Although thigh high boots are the "it" thing...these Gucci's make me think of dirty hookers...is that strange? Paired with that dress, she should have left Fashion Night Out at Bergdorf Goodman's and gone to the corner...
Next up we have Rihanna...
The alien has landed. Rihanna's style has gotten crazier and crazier. I hate this hooded dress and the studded booties. Don't even get my started on her sunglasses. All I want to know is....can you see?! Where is her stylist?! Someone help her!!!
Last, but not least...ladies and gentlemen...may I present to you Taylor Momsen...age 16...
Courtney Love in training...I think her mother is getting parenting tips from Dina Lohan. Taylor will be in rehab by the time she is 19, if not sooner. If this girl isn't a hot mess, then I don't know what is...
Happy Monday!!
xo
